The So-Called Aster Surge: What It Actually Is and If the Price Is for Real
So, a trillion dollars.Let that number sink in for a second. $1,226,000,000,000. That’s the amount of funny...
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Survivor 49: Analyzing the New Cast, Premiere Date, and the Season's Grand Experiment
I want you to imagine, for a moment, that we could design the perfect social experiment. A laboratory to tes...
Aster vs. Hyperliquid: The Bull vs. Bear Case and Why This Whole Trade is Screwed
So, another memo from the future has arrived, delivered by some venture-funded tech prophet in a black turtl...
NJ ANCHOR Program: Check Status, 2025 Application Dates, and What You Need to Know
Here's what the data actually tells us about New Jersey's $2 billion ANCHOR program, which is now live.Anot...
So, Rivian's Selling New Options: Here's Why I Think It's a Trap
So, let me get this straight.Wall Street just rolled out a fresh batch of options contracts for Rivian, and...
Plasma Donation: What It Is, How to Donate, and Who Pays the Most
So, let’s get this straight. Paul Faecks, the founder of the new layer-1 blockchain Plasma, looks at a chart...
APLD Stock's 4-Year Peak: A Data-Driven Look at the Rally
The price action in Applied Digital Corp. (APLD) on Thursday was a textbook example of a catalyst-driven mom...
Another Firm Bets on Crown Castle: What This Move *Really* Means
So, Crown Castle drops its quarterly report. The headline? They beat earnings estimates by a whopping two ce...
The Allstate Runaround: Quotes, Claims, and Finding a Real Person to Talk To
So, Allstate just shuffled its C-suite, and the press release is a masterclass in corporate gaslighting.Let...
Maxwell House's 133-Year-Old Name Change: The New Name, the 'Official' Reason, and Who to Blame
So I’m scrolling through my feed, trying to ignore the usual garbage fire of political hot takes and algorit...