Joburg's "Storm Watch": Is It Weather or Infrastructure Failure?
Flash Floods and Failing Systems
Johannesburg is bracing for more storms, according to recent reports. We've seen the videos: submerged cars, flooded streets. The official line from Joburg EMS is that they're on "high alert," urging caution. But is this just about the weather, or is there something more fundamentally broken?
The SA Weather Service (SAWS) is forecasting more thunderstorms for Gauteng, Mpumalanga, and KwaZulu-Natal. That's a wide net. But the real problem isn’t just the rain itself; it's how Joburg handles it. The reports mention "blocked drains, inadequate stormwater infrastructure, and overbuilt areas" as exacerbating factors. It’s easy to blame climate change (and it probably plays a role), but let’s look at what's within the city's control.
We're seeing the same areas flood repeatedly: Alberton, Bedfordview near the N3/Gillooly’s interchange, Krugersdorp, Sunninghill. These aren't new suburbs. They’ve had decades to get their drainage in order. So, why are they still struggling?
The EMS spokesperson, Robert Mulaudzi, is quoted saying, "The best protection is prevention." Sounds good, but what preventative measures have actually been implemented, and what are the measurable results? We hear a lot about monitoring low-lying areas, but less about concrete improvements to the infrastructure. Joburg EMS urges motorists to exercise caution following severe weather warning

The Data Vacuum
Here’s the problem: we're missing key data. How much money has the city allocated to stormwater drain maintenance and upgrades in the past decade? What's the documented capacity of the existing drainage system, and how does that compare to the rainfall intensity during these "severe" storms? (SAWS uses the term "severe," but what's the actual millimeter-per-hour rainfall rate?) These are the numbers that would tell us if the city is actually addressing the problem, or just reacting to it.
And this is the part of the report that I find genuinely puzzling. The city publishes detailed crime statistics, traffic flow data, even air quality reports. But when it comes to something as critical as flood control, the data is conspicuously absent. Why? Are they hiding something? Or is it simply incompetence?
One user on X (formerly Twitter) quipped, “At this point, I need a canoe to get to work.” That's anecdotal, but it reflects a widespread sentiment: residents are losing faith in the city's ability to cope. Memes are circulating, making light of the situation, but underneath the humor is a layer of frustration and anxiety.
The reports mention a minor linked to a mass shooting being housed in a place of safety. Minor linked to Westbury mass shooting housed in place of safety A robber gets sentenced to 15 years. These are important stories, but they also highlight a potential resource allocation issue. Is the city prioritizing law enforcement over infrastructure maintenance? (And, frankly, are they even doing a good job at law enforcement, or is that just another data vacuum?)
Is Anyone Actually Fixing This?
Joburg's "storm watch" isn't just about the weather. It's about a systemic failure to invest in and maintain critical infrastructure. Until we see concrete data on spending, capacity, and actual improvements, it's hard to believe that anything is really changing. The city needs to stop just reacting to floods and start preventing them. Otherwise, these "severe" storms will just keep exposing the cracks in a city that's slowly sinking under its own weight.
A Reality Check
Joburg: Drowning in Excuses, Not Just Rain.

